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Her first contact with the Decepticon base was not what she expected. Here she was...and it was fairly barren. There was activity, but it was to a bare minimum. Lights were on in various ports, and as she entered and went through processing, Whiplash finally began feeling the dread that this was her new home for the time being. After being shown her quarters, she was left to her own devices on the base. There was a few assignments she needed to complete as part of being in Comms, but she could do it on her mobile datapad. She'd manage to navigate her way to the Rec room, and find a stool that didn't completely tower over her. Luckily this ba

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"Hey Whiplash...Hightower is looking for you in his office." "Ugh seriously? What now?" "Dunno but by the looks of it...you better get your aft in gear. I saw one of the ARKs communications officers in there...what'd you frag up?" The short Autobot wandered down the hallways of her current base. She was on earth, it was flat, it was hot, and it was annoying. Endless litany of 'Stay in the base, Whiplash.' or 'Stay out of sight until you get an alt-mode, Whiplash' or 'Stay out from underfoot!' were something she'd hear nearly every fragging day. Upon reaching the office, she'd buzz to be let in, and found her commanding officer conferring

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Designation: Whiplash Gender: Femme Sexuality: Ehhh.... Height: Between IV and V according to TRANSFORMERS Size Chart Optics: Her remaining optic is blue, the left is covered by a silver peice of metal as a patch. It acts as an external HUD, though her vision is severely limited in that side. Alt Mode(s): 250CC Hunter ATV with Roll Cage Armour: Her armor is made to suit her job, its not made for heavy hand to hand combat. Light, flexible body armor covering her vital areas such as neck, chest, back, and upper parts of her arms and legs. Shins, knees and forearms are covered with a thicker, slight more durable plating for sudden stops.

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Just An Average Day...

Traveling through a battlezone to deliver medical supplies wasn't exactically her idea of a 'fun night out'. Then again, most thing WhipLash didn't were neither bright, safe...or ended in things NOT exploding. She was waiting anxiously at the docking platform as a Medic approached her. "Courier Whiplash?" He questioned. His altmode marked him as a medical transport of some sort, red lighs on his shoudlers and the red Crosses clashing against his Autobot sigil on his chest. A dark green visor concealed his face as he appraoched, a package held in his hands, pristine as ever, while the rest of him was coated in dirt and grime. She hopped from

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May 22
United States
Deviant for 17 years
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Im just your average 28 year old semi-retired fanfiction writer. I'm a belly dancer, anime and video game enthusiast, and a LARPER.

I'm currently still in college, and plowing headfirst into Dental Hygine school. A late bloomer much? I joined this site many many moons ago with my horrid slash fanfiction, and over time it's allowed me to blossom into other forms of art, such as textiles, photography, sewing, and expressing myself though photos of my dancing.

I'll be doing more photoshoots for my burlesque work soon, mostly due to time constraints of finding a good photographer.

Things I love:

ATS Bellydancing
LARPING
Sewing
Knitting and Crochet work
Cooking! (food pron!)
Rainy Afternoons playing video games
Embroidery
Steam Punk!!
Rennisance Faires
Local Kink Communities
Burlesque Dancing
ASMR videos (all of the yummy tingles!)
Free Abstract Art

Video Games!
Team Fortress 2
World of Warcraft (Wyrmrest Acccord:D)
Minecraft
Sims!

I love comic books. I'm a massive Marvel, Dark Horse and DC fanatic.

My styles of music are broad and far, though the only genre I can't stand are todays rap, though Im VERY selective, and crooner whiny country.

Favourite Movies

Hellboy, Transformers (1980!), Harry Potter Chronicles, Brave, How to Train Your Dragon, Rise of the Guardians, Tangled...

Favourite TV Shows

Pretty much anything on the Foodnetwork now a days.

Favourite Books

Harry Potter, Dresden Files, Legend of Drizzit...

Favourite Games

Team Fortress 2, World of Warcraft, Minecraft, Sims

Tools of the Trade

My trusty Singer Sewing Machine

Other Interests

Larping, Bellydancing, STEAMPUUUUNK....

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TheOneYouLeastExpect

Feb 15, 2016

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Decepticon Nation - Whiplash Datapad +Whiplash's Data Pad+ Profile -Whiplash Class - Communications Rank - (1.1) Battle Stars INT: STR: SPE: DEF: Missions: Submissions: 1 Current Credits: 0 For %Decepticon-Nation (https://www.deviantart.com/decepticon-nation)

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TheOneYouLeastExpect

Aug 1, 2015

Im sorry for vanishing for so long lovelies! College is sapping my life away ):

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TheOneYouLeastExpect

Aug 4, 2012

Old Memories

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I found myself, on a whim mind you, looking through old forum posts and found when I was a wee teenager on Transfandom.net. Which then bloomed into AxalonUnderground. I miss how simple things used to be. I never talk to those people anymore, and they used to be the center of my afternoons, many late nights spend RPing on forums, sharing some laughs etc.... I miss em. People like JW% and X, Slade...I know I have some of you on here...but some are just lost to time. And I hate it.